I just downloaded Assassin’s Creed for my DS

I’ve lost all control of my life.

spankmehardbarry:

seer9f6l99dkankrivantas:

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

Wow… I live in Cali and this ^ is offensive. Congrats.

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I live in california and the last 3 are no lie.

My job is drawing pandas on t-shirts.

My job is drawing pandas on t-shirts.

spadow:

Mushroom Castle has been made available after it was closed off. It’s renewed and contains comedic cutscenes, like this one!

OH. MY. GOD

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

whiteboyfriend:

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

they make disposable things

mirshebmandoad:

scificity:

Wall-mounted water cooled PC

Unf…….

mirshebmandoad:

scificity:

Wall-mounted water cooled PC

Unf…….

(Source: grlplant)

vinebox:

the hardest part of high school was trying to sneak a snack

Curse these Soul Eater characters jumping down flights of stairs. I swear you’ll find me one day dead at the bottom of a stairwell with “Albarn” written in blood.

themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

 [here]

THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

ultimatespoilerattack:

Y’all needa see this.

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..