I’ve lost all control of my life.
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold
Wow… I live in Cali and this ^ is offensive. Congrats.
I live in california and the last 3 are no lie.
Mushroom Castle has been made available after it was closed off. It’s renewed and contains comedic cutscenes, like this one!
OH. MY. GOD
the hardest part of high school was trying to sneak a snack
Curse these Soul Eater characters jumping down flights of stairs. I swear you’ll find me one day dead at the bottom of a stairwell with “Albarn” written in blood.
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10
Y’all needa see this.